Monkey Bending

When camping and you have to take a crap, you walk into the woods and find a small tree (preferably Birch). You climb up the tree until it starts to bend over. When it is about half way, you mount your legs on the main part of the tree while holding onto the rest. Then you slide your pants down and take a dump from about 4' in the air.
Man, I have to take a crap. I am going monkey bending in the woods...
by Dr Jager Dave II July 14, 2012
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fuck bend

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
by Rayven00 March 31, 2021
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no bend

Something which does not have a bend.
by Cunt von Cunt November 06, 2003
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Bending your mind

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.
by asianrocks September 26, 2014
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Rake Bend

A type of guitar bend with low documentation used and mostly known by David Gilmour fan boys
10 year guitarist: *plays 400 bpm monster solo*
1 year guitarist: Ok, but can you Rake Bend?
10 year guitarist: I have no idea what that is
1 year guitarist:* Rake Bends* Get learnt
by FamousPoet January 20, 2020
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circuit bending

The modification of electronic toys and synthesizers to make glitches and unique sounds using potentiometers, body contacts and switches
Me: How did Reed Ghazala actually come up with circuit bending?
Robbie: I don’t know, but I heard he used the term in the late 1990s.

Me: Yeah. I would like to try it out sometimes.
Robbie: I know what’s a great thing to circuit bend. A Casio SK-1 or other vintage Casio keyboard.
Me: Or even a Speak and Spell learning toy. It can also do great but strange sounds and glitches.
by bluestinger66 November 07, 2022
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Jenner Bending

1. (verb) When someone actively pursues being someone or something they're not.
2. (verb) The act of being disingenuous.
Enough of the Jenner Bending bruv. Face it, your a white kid from the suburbs. You not allowed to rap.
by TheRealSimonSays January 15, 2016
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