Fucking your Bathroom

1. To Take A Dump( also referred to as shitting, pooing and twoing) but to completly destroy the facility usually causing shit to fly everywhere, a clogged toilet and on rare occasions people have been known to die from such an event

"Dude, you were fucking your bathroom last night and when I found you you were covered in shit and you were passed out!"

by clarkish July 25, 2007

Mens Bathroom Choir

The Mens Bathroom Choir (MBC) is a YouTube channel with around 14 boys that all sing together in their school's bathroom, however the person that records their school songs is female. They have covered songs such as: Drunken Sailor, The Avengers theme song, All I Want for Christmas is you, Radioactive, and The Lion Sleeps Tonight. Their most popular video (as of me writing this today) is Drunken Sailor. From the recent Coronavirus outbreak however, they have been uploading from their home bathrooms.

Guy 1: So, what are you doing in quarantine?
Guy 2: I'm learning Spanish!
Guy 3: I'm teaching my dog tricks!
Me: I have done nothing but watch the Mens Bathroom Choir for 3 weeks.

by kidzbopknowswhatyoudid April 16, 2020

Public Bathroom Stance

The Public Bathroom Stance is that pose you do when you’re in a beach or park bathroom, and everything stank so bad that you don’t dare to touch that seat. It typically looks like a light squat with your legs further apart.

Look at Sarah right now, why does she stand like that?
Yea man, she’s always in Public Bathroom Stance.

by big gangsta :0 March 17, 2022

Big Bathroom Chick

A chick that enjoys the shitter, she will spend hours on the toilet.

“Man, that bird has been on the shitter for ages. She is definitely a big bathroom chick”

by Nimsay kcollop April 6, 2017

bathroom mirror illusion

when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face

you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot

me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly

you: ...damn

by nawitsokay July 6, 2010

bathroom (s)talker

Bathroom (s)talkers are those people who are talking to you while you're going to the bathroom but they sorta try to look at ur ffet under the stall and kinda stalk you.

"Hey, Hannah is that you," the bathroom (s)talker says to the person in the stall while kinda trying to see wqho it is without watching them pee.

by Sammar101 January 18, 2008

Burger King Bathroom

Wrecking a Burger King bathroom by spraying explosive diarrhea on all surfaces, while completely missing the commode.

Jeff is such a chode. I pulled a Burger King Bathroom just before I left his lame party.

by DwayneElizondoMountainDewHerbe July 12, 2018