Dancing green baseball

Dancing Green Baseball

In reference to smoking marijuana, when the user inhales (specifically a bowl of burning marijuana) so hard, the marijuana moves or "dances" while being burnt by the fire, and the user continues to hold their breath for as long as possible.

5 minutes later..

Did you see what I just did there? I made a dancing green baseball. That shit was fire.

by Realist. February 14, 2019

Bostonian Baseball Boy

A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.

"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?

by AdamLaughsLololol April 18, 2018

Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.

I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.

by Lenispentils May 14, 2018

baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg

"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"

by Jonty September 8, 2004

World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.

I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.

by CBarton May 11, 2006

dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head

last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap

by jvblack13 August 10, 2008

older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).

"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."

by Ryan_from_Fremont October 25, 2008