Bostonian Baseball Boy

A boy who wear a hat, Plays Baseball way too much, Beats the shit out of bad guys with his bat and shoots with his shotty, And last but not least he speaks dat Bostonian accent.
"Uh.... I don't even understand this. I mean do you even know who you talking to"?, To a Bostonian Baseball Boy?
by AdamLaughsLololol April 18, 2018
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99
Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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Invisible Baseball Bat

After protected sex , a man pulls off the condom on his penis and the slaps the women he has slept with across the face with the jizz filled condom.
I really hit her hard with the invisible baseball bat.
by Lenispentils March 22, 2018
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baseball bat size

A very large "superking" cigarette or feg
"mate... you're smokin fucken baseball bats"
by Jonty September 08, 2004
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World Baseball Classic

A group of baseball players who played for "national pride" before the season started. It was to replace the Olympics, but it didn't get the audience and it = t3h sux.
I wanted to watch the World Baseball Classic, but I masturbated instead.
by CBarton May 01, 2006
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dirty baseball cap

when in the 69 position a girl has an orgasm while taking a dump on your head
last night my wife and i were 69'n and when she came she gave me a dirty baseball cap
by jvblack13 July 16, 2008
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older than baseball

Used to describe a person, place, or thing that is so old that it can be facetiously described as being older than baseball (circa 1846).
"Joe Paterno needs to quit as coach of Penn State."

"Yah, I know. That dude's older than baseball."
by Ryan_from_Fremont September 10, 2008
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