Shard Barbie

(Noun) A female meth addict / dope whore who is so twacked out that she has convincesd herself that being a strung out junkie whore is fashionable. She tells herself how pretty she is as she spends hours in the mirror picking at her face and covering it with layer upon layer of cheap make up and body spray which she stole from Dollar General. She then ventures out into the world amongst the other jank-skanks looking for the next plug to blow for a gram.

Courtney - "so whats it gonna be"
The Plug- " I mean... I'll give you .5 for some head but thats about it"
Courtney - "motherfucker I aint no jank-skank, Im a shard barbie!"
The Plug - "ok then .4 you disgusting whore"

Courtney - fuck...ok but ill lick your asshole for the whole G.

by KingDingALing704 September 20, 2020

Barbie-ing

the process of being so desperate to take a relationship to next level or find a boyfriend/girlfriend in general that you act out fake future-scenes involving you and your love interest using Barbie dolls.

Man I want to get with Kacey so bad I've been Barbie-ing about her every night!

by ScottyDoo 1294 March 19, 2010

Barbie Arm

When elbow is locked from over useage

You played bowling on the wii to much and got Barbie Arm

by Mr-Donz January 11, 2009

Sexaholic Barbie

A badass sexy bitch who is also witty and hilarious. She's a self deprecating, sarcastic, party animal with a certain swagger to her that attracts both sexes. She documents her sexcapades in a brilliantly written blog. find her on blogspot!

I went out last night with a Sexaholic Barbie who not only was sexy as hell, but she could she keep up with my drinking and my sense of humor! And then we had the best sex all night long!

by Sexaholic Barbie Fan July 28, 2009

Barbie Goth

a person; typically a preppy uneducated female; that believes herself/himself to be cool and "Goth" because she/he started wearing black and reading Twilight, or something equally retarded. They also have absolutely no knowledge of what Goth actually is.

Person: These Barbie Goths annoy me, with their facade "darkness" and Gothness".

by EOVLK August 3, 2010

Caribou Barbie

An above-average attractive woman who loves the outdoors. A play on the name of the famous 1970's beach-themed collector's doll, Malibu Barbie. See Sarah Palin.

Guy 1: Look at that girl--she's hot enough to almost win a beauty contest...

Guy 2: Yeah, and I heard she hunts big game with the guys, too...

Guy 1: Wow, really? ...She's a caribou barbie!

Guy 2: You betcha.

by metalyrical1 December 9, 2008

Barbie Pocket

vagina - especially one possessed by a woman wearing a velour track suit.

I was at the strip club last night and this dancer stuck her Barbie Pocket right in my face!

by Bob the Dawg May 28, 2022