Banjo

The act of receiving or giving a blowjob while on a band trip. There may be other variations such as transtalanjo or bukkakejo(which deal with dead corpses and upside downess)

Jake the Snake received a Banjo from some skeeezer on the band trip.

by mawky January 12, 2008

banjo

What you play when you want to pick up a second cousin or closer relative. Easily available in Southern pawn shops or Steve Martin's house. A good reason not to have fingers numbering greater than eleven surgically removed.

Jerry Lee Lewis had some serious banjo skills even though he played the piano.

by Ida Red February 4, 2010

banjico

when u mash a girl really hard and violate that.

bruv did u mash(sex) that bitch(woman)?
'ye man she got banjicoed!'

by famblad February 15, 2009

Banjo Stiffy

Because Winston from Mumford and Sons instrumentals are so good, you get a hardon whenever he plays.

Can't believe the new Mumford and Sons album - every time Winston plays, I get a proper Banjo Stiffy!

by Tidy Rich October 6, 2012

Banjo

Banjo is a complete prick and is a spoilt prick. He is an ass hole to everyone and has to be the center of attention.

wow that guy is such a banjo

by wasso July 31, 2016

German Banjoed

When your partner leaves you for her cousin. Specifically if said cousin is from Germany.

Dude, my wife asked if I wanted to have a threesome with her cousin. I said no and got German Banjoed!

by Bobby Ford August 23, 2011

Banjo

see banjo burger

by elphant June 5, 2003