standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.

"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked

by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013

banter

can also be used as an adjective ie: banteriffic, bantabulous, fucking quality banter shit mate

Yah, last night was proper fucking banter

by bepps October 3, 2003

banter

To engage in imaginative, humourous, and enjoyable conversation with friends, potential ex-wives, and females.

"seriously, lets get some bitches" "that blonde piece looks up for some banter"

"Darren, your banter is appaling"

"When Chris drops his banter, the women turn to shit"

Good banter: "what do you do for a living? I work on big brother, want to go to the wrap party?"

Bad banter: "do you have a boyfriend?"

by Kronenburg May 28, 2006

Banter Santa

Banter Santa is the word referered to people around the Christmas period that think they have banter

That was a funny joke Ben tippett you must be a banter Santa

by lewis stanmore December 4, 2014

Banter Sponge

Someone who sucks all the banter out of a situation

"Hey ,I have to do homework!"
"Don't be such a banter sponge"
"You're gonna cause a BANTERSPLOSION!!!

by Agent Obvious April 19, 2015

Banter

Banter. When two guys have been clubbing all night and neither of you pulled so you both go home together and stand either side of a curtain and pleasure each other.
Not to be mistaken for Banter,No curtains.

Guy 1: I swear there's no gash in here fam.
Guy 2: Don't watch that let's go back to yours for some banter.

by Hiram Mason April 19, 2018

Banter

David Duke

Cg: We have biology today
Junior: Yay! Time for the banter -.-
Beth: You love the banter.

by Sifer67 August 5, 2011