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Balkan Goodbye

When you are trying to leave the party and after announcing your departure, the group is trying to convince you to stay. Followed by individuals that didn’t participate in the group discussion, asking you why are you going and also convincing you to stay. Often offering another drink. Life updates and last minute questions frequently used as a last resort holdup tactic. Expected average is 7-15 debates per event.
You messaged me that you will be home at 1:30 AM, and it’s 4 AM now. What happened? I had a proper balkan goodbye.
by Ulamk February 18, 2022
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Balkans

Southeast european territory where everyone hates eachother and together they hate turks.
"That dude's crazy-"
"Don't worry, he's probably from the Balkans."
by k0tinka February 28, 2022
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balkania

A word Costi Ionita often says meaningThe Balkans”.
Balkaniaaaaaaaaaa! Forrrrrtza! Krrrrrak
by Chalga database March 17, 2022
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balanophage

Adjectif caractérisant une personne dont le régime alimentaire serait composé essentiellement de glands.
Aussi : bouffeur de glands
"j'repense à tous ces mecs bannis balanophages" - ZeratoR (Putaclic 68 - balanophages youtube)
by JDcPasMoi June 9, 2022
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Balkan oil check

When you suck your pinky finger and insert it an another persons anus then taste your pinky finger again.
That fart smells like you need a balkan oil check. You're probably running hot.
by CP85 June 23, 2022
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Balance baby

A joke said by Kurtis Conner in his video “I’m terrified of this man” the man he is talking about in the video says the words balance baby and is known as a baby that can balance on anything.
“I love a girl who can look great one day and homeless the next, balance baby.
by Lemon on the floor June 27, 2022
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Balvanz

A last name that no one really knows or know of its wear abouts but it's unique! It's a family name brought over in the 19th century. It spread to two sides those not being related to each other and one more located in Germany. It is a fairly uncommon last name and most of those you meet with it are 1 in 100,000. Those with this last name are friendly, loud, and family oriented. Keep a Balvanz because they're like a Unicorn.
August Balvanz is so kind and a hard worker.

I hope I could marry him.
by Marie_B May 5, 2022
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