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Boxer Tent

Not every guy goes to scouts but they can all pitch a tent in the morning

Erection of said tent can be achieved through the employment of your morning stonk on.
Sharpie "Oi wid, want to see my boxer tent?"

Wid "Nah Sharpie keep your stonk on to yourself"
by Sharpie&Wid June 20, 2018
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The Boxer

A term often associated with a co-worker or classmate who epitomizes the qualities of a douchebag; who has the physical characteristics of a leprechaun; and whose every word uttered conjures the sound of nails on a chalkboard. The use of the word "The" in conjunction with "Boxer" is of utmost importance as it allows all parties involved to use the term as a third person reference so as to keep the target unaware of its meaning if he/she should be present when the term is being used.
Tom: So, this morning on the way to Storebux, I was talking about how you can get your coffee "ground" if you buy it from Storebux, and The Boxer was like "ehe ehe, you mean GRINDED?"

Bill: Yeah?

Tom: And I'm thinkin to myself, NO you condescending little sh!t, I said GROUND!!, like what I want to do to your face!!! Damn, I hate when The Boxer tags along.

The Boxer: Yeah, that ass!
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d'boor

Paranoia, an irrational belief that you are being chased or stalked by bears.
"I was d'boored on the walk home"
by D'Raki May 28, 2009
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Tonsil boxer

A Goddam cocksucker. The person who takes the penis down their throat, bumping the head of the penis against their tonsils. Similar to a boxer working at a speed bag.
i asked the tin knocker not to install the HVAC in that location. The cocksucker did it anyway. I yelled out to the fucking tonsil boxer, you put that shit in my way. Cocksucking tonsil boxer.
by BADASSGUNNY May 23, 2015
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Boxers and Oxfords

A theme for a high school dance where the only thing people wear is boxers and an oxford or collared shirt.
Tonight's dance theme is "Boxers and Oxfords"
by enriquenelson October 4, 2010
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boxofhate

www.boxofhate.com has the best ghey sex on the net!!
by rmo June 30, 2003
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boxbreakin

Noun. An act of (typically) lesbian sex. See fisting.
Did you see those dykes going at it?

Yeah, they were totally boxbreakin!
by Captain Beefheart December 13, 2004
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