I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again
by Meringue March 19, 2015
Get the Cheese Blindnessmug. When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".
Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.
Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.
by acrobatcat September 27, 2012
Get the Blind Swipemug. Simply put, a blind kiss is kissing someone (usually a stranger and on the lips) without even looking or thinking twice. This often in bars and especially on new years eve whilst we're singing "should auld acquaintance "
The room counted down to midnight:
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
5 . . . 4 . . . 3 . . . 2 . . . 1 . . . Happy new year!
Bob gave the first blind kiss to the nearest hoping it was a lady and hoping she was cute. And after pulling away from the first kiss he looked and she was.
by Theamazinggeek April 22, 2018
Get the Blind kissmug. When you spend the night with a woman, and sometime during the night you wake up with a raging boner. You proceed with silently (you want to be polite and not wake her) rubbing one out and giving her a facial. Her eyes are covered and you’ve left for the morning and now she has to call an Uber to go to the hospital so she can see again.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
Her face and eyes are so covered she looks like frosty the snowman, but is now blind, hence blind frosty.
I was so horny when I woke up I gave her a sleeping facial, which turned into a blind frosty when she had to go to the hospital to see again.
by Sickjames February 4, 2018
Get the Blind frostymug. The blindness that occurs when you don't notice that the current girl you're hooking up with looks like your ex.
When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
When you're so into the new vagene that you can't see the vag forest through the vag trees.
by Ahickeyyy June 21, 2016
Get the vag blindnessmug. by NoOneAtAll0 September 21, 2013
Get the blind romancemug. When you carve your eyes out (with a spoon for example) and then proceed to ejaculate into your eye socket.
by fredfazbea October 23, 2023
Get the Blind Bustmug.