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by Mexican babysitting July 13, 2022
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Rectangled Babysitter

A rectangular device, most commonly a smartphone or an iPad, that is given to young children to keep them occupied so they don't annoy their parents while they drink.
"Come down to the pub and have a few beers?"
"Nah I can't, I'm looking after the young fella."
"Just bring him and down with the Rectangled Babysitter."
"Genius, see you in 20".
by swollen_member September 28, 2022
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Irish Babysitter

placing your child in between the mattress and the box spring for safe keeping
Sheila, will I see you at the pub this Saturday? If you're in a pinch, you can utilize the Irish Babysitter.
by WebsterNouveau April 19, 2024
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scay bay bays

Ay, Yo, watch out for that hoe. She has some scay bay bays livin up under her skin.
Ew, that dirty, white trash, hoe, would have scabies.
by Roy Anthony May 26, 2009
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Daycare With no Babysitter

Used to describe a fandom (or group of people) that acts chaotic for no good reason.
Person 1: Hey, I heard ya got into a new fandom! How was it?
Person 2: Oh god, it was horrible, it was like a daycare with no babysitter in there. I'm only in it for the characters by this point.
by -msaw- February 15, 2022
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I got you Bays

This phrase is uttered when someone outwardly has every intention of having some ones back or helping them out, but internally they know they will not help out at all.
Your friend Jason is being hauled off to jail from the bar for being drunk and disorderly. While you could go down to the police station to bail him out, you'd rather go back into the bar to continue the fun times. So while he's being placed into the squad car you proclaim to him "I got you Bays!"
by JBays99 April 19, 2023
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Bagsy Not Babysitting

If a person calls (vocally, voice note or via text) “Bagsy not babysitting”, they automatically do not have to baby sit their own children and the other partners needs to take responsibility for their brood for the full day.

There are only a few exceptions to this rule:

- pre-planned day/night out that are in the family calendar which have been previously approved by the wife first

- if the wife disagrees with the decision

Under no circumstances are you allowed to break this rule.
Donna - “Brian, what the hell. Didn't you just hear me call Bagsy not babysitting

Brian - “I can't watch my own kids I’m not even sure what to do”

Donna - “you liar! You better sort your shit out coz I’m sick of doing everything and I’m getting steaming with my mates for once coz you’re always at golf!!”

Brian - “Yes Love”

Kids - “Yay it’s about time Daddy looked after us”
by Becky Bumcheeks April 26, 2023
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