Schrödinger's Autism

The mental super-position you're in when you're not sure if you're autistic or not.

Similar to Schrödinger's cat, you can only exist in this state until you are officially diagnosed.

Person A: Do you have autism?
Person B: I dunno maybe? I haven't been diagnosed yet so I guess I have Schrödinger's Autism

by Ant On A Dog August 1, 2023

online autism

The condition of having similar difficulties in understanding the subtleties and nuances of online social interaction, resulting in the same social problems that failure to understand physical, nonverbal forms of communication cause to many individuals with a diagnosis of autism spectrum disorder

"I can read a room and carry on conversations IRL no problem, but I get so lost and confused in online spaces, it's like I have online autism!"

by mental Ben July 31, 2025

Autism

Mia

Mia has autism

by Bdhebf November 7, 2023

Spleensigma autism

when an alpha male (sigma) gets punched so hard in the spleen that he gets soa (sudden onset autism)

person 1: how are you today?
person 2: eeegghhhh
person 1: ooohhh spleensigma autism...
Spleensigma Autism: hey guys
Gurt: yo

by cheesyWeeny August 27, 2025

Autismizing

To stim autisticly

My friend Greg was autismizing when he got a slug stim toy

by Mr.note July 15, 2022

dirty autism

when you brutally rail someone on the low functioning spectrum and act like it never happened

Jd pulled a dirty autism on Devil and juji

by WinterNGlory May 14, 2024

Autism

Who? Me!? Surely that's not what you're insinuating! God... For your sake, I hope not... That much irony is likely to poison your blood causing you to overdose and die...

Hym "Me!? An Autism!? Surely you jest."

by Hym Iam January 3, 2023