polyannual relationship

A romantic relationship whereupon the partners only interact several times a year. Distinguished from a long distance relationship by the lack of communication between interactions.

My homie decided to fly to Berlin this week to maintain his polyannual relationship with Daria.

by Belovedlovedloved August 25, 2019

FaceTime relationship

When you have a relationship with someone only on Facetime

Jared: Hey are you two together .
James: no we just have a FaceTime relationship.

by 5starSkills May 4, 2017

lazy relationship

Saying "I Love You" without following up with actions.

Man 1: Dude all I have to do is say I Love You and my gf thinks I'm the greatest.

Man 2: Dude you're in a lazy relationship.

by donb2 January 8, 2014

Perfect Relationship

When two people can facetime each other and act like complete idiots and still love each other.

Will: Does something stupid
Kylie: Laughs then does something else stupid
Both: Die inside and love each other
Others: Wow look at that perfect relationship

by CrazyWillster January 30, 2019

unhealthy relationship

Couples that r weird and awkward and annoying around each other and get into fights every week.

Tegan and Emily have an unhealthy relationship.

by Kandjfksbabdiabdb February 8, 2019

Sitcom Relationship

A hearsay relationship that is either too comical or too unrealistic to be true and comes off as pretentious and make-belief

Cases largely found in online comments and discord descriptions

"Dude my gf, actually wore a maid outfit and cat ears and watched anime with me"

"I swear Jared, Shut up about your sitcom relationship, and get an actual girlfriend"

by KyZhar July 25, 2022

No Relationship November

No Relationship November is when couples break up for the time period of Nov 1 to Oct 1. For single people they are not aloud to get into a relationship

“Do you want to be my Girlfriend” “Sorry, I’m in No Relationship November so I can’t get into a relationship”

by MemeKing463 November 13, 2018