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ASSHOLE

An asshole is the guy whom a woman takes home from the bar and when all the clothes comes off he is then a different person. He changes into a rogue, inconsiderate insensitive person. He is pushy, bossy and overly aggressive sexually. He has no feelings- or at least no real feelings. He cums inside of her when he just promised he wouldn't. He pronounces his love or care for her then is gone before she even wakes up. He even rifles through her purse while she is asleep and even steals money from her! He is all the guy she thought he wasn't the morning after. She is all regret, because she trusted and brought a guy home who turned out to be a asshole.
ASSHOLE PUSHY COCK HOUND RAPIST PIECE OF SHIT JERK
by Captain Save A Hoe October 11, 2013
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A person who possesses a gallon of grain alcohol infused riot juice for a longer period of time than that which is deemed appropriate.
Steph is such an asshole.
by Squids Phillips November 21, 2011
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Any guy who doesn't do, or buy EVERYTHING, that his wife, girlfriend or mistress tells him to do / asks him for.
GF : oh wow look at this dress! only 300 bucks? Can you but it for me honey?
BF: what's the occasion?
GF: There isnt one? You should want to.
BF: Oh. Well, I don't
GF OMG, you're such an asshole!
by The Mad Hatter 55 September 25, 2010
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an arogent bastard who is the biggest dickhole in your schoole but is still popular and who desers to get the fuck beaten out of him wich is carlos in carpentry at nst
hey your fat ? fuck you carlos you asshole BAM a 2 by 4 to you head
by jac16 September 21, 2008
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who is that guy with the red face?
oh that's the asshole daniel s!
by Mary Lue Trifidinal August 12, 2007
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A guy insults u...........u insult him back 'are u a asshole because u look like shit n smell like it to'.....lol
by mz1995 October 10, 2008
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Short for a rude person who is like:

A Souless Santa Hating On Leprechaun Ectoplasm
You don't like my ectoplasm?? your like asshole.
by Saturdayz July 20, 2009
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