i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

I wuv you

you just got friend zoned. Or your friend is making a joke.

If someone says I wuv you, that normally means, they like you, or they just dont like you.

I wuv you, means you are prob getting friend zoned. Or you friend is just being a Ass.

"I hate you"
"I wuv you more"

by Toaster queen January 29, 2017

I loathe you

Said by short people to normal height or above people in order to compensate for their tinyness.

Short Person: I loathe you
Normal Person: You're just saying that because you're a short bitch

by Izzy's bf September 20, 2021

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015

I love you

A word that is missed used and will never be used the same way as before because of our generation and at this point it’s useless

Hey I love you

No I love you more

Yeah no that’s a lie

by Udontknowmeboi April 28, 2020

i love you

something you have never heard

girl: i love you
you: wakes up

by bidbid December 20, 2021

i love you

A lie most people tell to other people

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<

by loonley4ever November 28, 2021