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Academic Anemia

noun: a medical condition in which a student spends so much time working/studying that they neglect their body's basic needs such as eating and sleeping and consequently suffer from symptoms akin to anemia.

Symptoms include constant tiredness/exhaustion, lack of strength and vigor, shortness of breath, slower comprehension and cognitive functions, constant headache ranging from minor to migraine, and in extreme instances, blurred vision.

Most commonly seen in students in the weeks leading up to and including midterm and finals weeks.
After his last final Eric went home to sleep off his academic anemia.
by Jotunheim December 19, 2010
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Academic blackout

The condition in which a class or lecture is so undeniably filled with bullshit that one's brain turns off all function. This condition can cause a frustrating and confusing gap in the memory of the affected subject's for the period in which the class or lecture was attended and leaves one stupefied and belligerent.
"Dude, what did I miss in class yesterday?"

"I'm not sure, it was so boring that I had an academic blackout and I can't remember anything"
by Laxman33 November 10, 2011
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Academic Gangsta

Being a boss in school while getting A's and B's.
Hey Cralisa you an Academic Gangsta at Hampton Univeristy. The real HU.
by T.C.P December 11, 2013
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Maltings Academy

A wonderful land full of books and white boards also a type of prison for children !! :O
your under arrest your going to maltings academy
by lesbian kittens July 30, 2009
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browne academy

A school in Alexandria Virginia that has good teachers and has the grades K-8. But if you do not give more then 70,000 a year the school is trash to you
Ugh I have to go to Browne academy this year.
by Lola La November 14, 2016
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Visitation academy

A a very, very white upper/upper middle class private all girls school in st. louis where the parking lot is filled with white or black jeep wranglers. But if you don’t have a jeep, it better be a mercedes, lexus, or bmw. Halls are filled with lululemon, plaid skirts, and navy polos, but never vineyard vines - too basic. These girls are seriously competitive, and the school is apparently opposite world. The popular girls are the smart ones. And if you dare to go out, bless your soul. These are the girls that will actually make something of their lives, but there is definitely a reason the school is nicknamed the dog palace on ballas.
Oh that’s a girl from visitation academy! Her daddy bought her a brand new white jeep wrangler, but it is ok because she will be able to pay him back.
by Girlllll Bye December 8, 2018
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Merrill Academy

A festering shit tip run amok with smack heads and inbreds. A place that could be closer defined as an insane asylum rather than a school. In fact, it is rumoured that the Head Master was just as mentally unwell as the attending students, many reporting delusions of his desires of the asylum being ‘the best school in the country’.
Person 1: Woah, she came from Merrill Academy?

Person 2: Yeah, dude. Wouldn’t get too excited though, she probably has, like, 14 toes or something.
by succ.my.zuccc December 26, 2018
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