absolute lass

A all around good jolly lassie. She's got your back and is sassy as all hell. The abosulte package.

That Peyten is an absolute lass! I love being around her.

by Theabsoluteunit July 2, 2018

Absolutely Jacked

Broghan.

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.

by Steenmachine December 24, 2021

no yeah absolutely

An even stronger version of the Midwestern phrase "no yeah",

No yeah absolutely, I'll be there Saturday even if I have to do the evening chores.

by billybattleaxe August 22, 2019

ABSOLUTE NIGGA

when you're being an useless piece of shit

(also a character in absolute batman, the blackest of them all)

person 1: you're an absolute nigga 🥀
person 2: sybau 🥀

by ussiy December 21, 2025

Absolute Krusty

The act wherein the male ejaculates onto his partners hair while they sleep, resulting in a spiky and crispy hairdo that resembles the one worn by The Simpsons character Krusty The Clown.

"Doris looks rough today Keith, did you slip her an Absolute Krusty last night?.."

by Robbie Carton Comedian July 28, 2022

Absolute ballshit

An act of unfairness and unpredictability

That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose

by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019

Absolut Value

The value of one's weight in absolut vodka. Multiply weight in lbs by 14.08 (Absolut vodka is roughly 88 cents per ounce).

"See that girl over there, the really skinny one?"
"Oh shit! She is so fucking skinny."
"I bet her absolut value is only 1300"
"I'd say 1200."
"Shiiet."

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by bennydre April 30, 2013