Aaronism

Aaronism is the most holy of all religions. If thou practices any other form of religion, thou ist doing it wrong. In order to worship Aaron, one must believe in the sexy, amazing, and godly powers of the most gorgeous beast of a man(god) that is Aaron. One must get down and pray every day to Aaron. Sacrifice is always welcome and, in fact, recommended. Gifts of 1% milk and sharp cheddar cheese are the propr custom if one wishes to build a shrine. Conversion to Aaronism requires one to pay a fee of $1000000. You'd better believe it's worth it!

Worshiper 1: "Oh no! I forgot to pray yesterday for the righteous powers of Aaronism!!!"

Worshiper 2: "For shame!! 1000 lashes for you, FOOL!!"

by ShelbyTurtlez June 5, 2016

Aaron

Small dick

Aaron is not so good in bed

by Aaron is a clappa April 12, 2020

Aaron

Someone that puts a shit ton of germ-x in their hands and start singing that 'Friends' theme song and claps his hands.

Me: "Arron don't you fucking dare. "
Aaron: "no one ever told you it's going to be this way"

by Skhtiakamalemrn May 23, 2020

aaroning

Ignoring text messages and allowing them to show up as read first.

Aaroning:
Ashley: Hey
Ashley: what's up

*Read at 3:45*

by magicat September 29, 2013

aaron

the dumbass retard that is a dumbass and retarded

oh is that AARON

by lakeside-sucks October 17, 2019

Aaron

God

This man is god it must be aaron

by TheMemeyBoi October 30, 2019

Aaron

a fucking dumbass

Aaron is so fucking retarded

by wbhjwjdhb2ilw November 1, 2019