A highly contagious desease, spreadible though sound; mostly music. For each individual, catching this desease varies by song or sound. Since most parents are not up-to-date on modern music, they might get Ear AIDS from many hit arists, like Ke$ha, B.o.B, 3OH!3, etc. Kids, on the other hand, are so up-to-date. They might catch Ear AIDS from old artists, like Bruce Springstein, Johnny Cash, Madonna, etc.
WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.
WARNING: The number one source for Ear AIDS (Adult, or Child) is Justin Beiber.
Dad: Damnit, son, I told you to turn that shit off! It's giving me Ear AIDS!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!
Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!
Son: STFU, Dad! It's Linkin Park!
Person 1: Awwww, this little girl is such a great singer.
Person 2: OMFG, ITS THAT BEIBER KID! TURN IT OFF! I'M GETTING EAR AIDS HERE!
by Shadow_Caster June 20, 2010
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Get the avisodomi mug.by Shuna Groath December 17, 2003
Get the Avid Merrion mug.A fictional disease which causes you to get tired at abnormally early hours during social situations when you have no reason to be tired. Therefore, the only explanation of your tiredness is that you must of contacted some kind of virus, most likely a STD, which causes drowsiness.
Brad: "Joe, wake up man. It's only 1 am and you're sitting there looking like you're about to fall asleep."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
Joe: "Yeah, I'm tired for no reason. I think that black chick gave me Sleep AIDS."
by WatchingPaintDry August 23, 2010
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An affliction resulting from the combination of multiple advanced strains of various venereal diseases, forming a ‘super STD’; which is transmissible merely by looking at another person. According to leading virologists there is, to date, no known cure for stare aids, so the next time someone gives you a filthy look seek medical attention…FAST!
She just eye fucked me so hard I should probably get checked out for stare aids.
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
Some say that stare aids is the result of an experiment that went wrong involving DNA from the Stig and Chuck Norris.
Doctor, doctor, I think I have something in my eye?
Probably just stare aids you filthy whore, DON’T look at me.
What? Stare aids isn’t a real disease?
Maybe you should look at your mum again and tell me otherwise!
by PhilmyBush May 22, 2010
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Safari Guide:(In Australian accent) Look over there lurking in the bushes, there is a Paris Hilton in her natural environment, but keep at least 10 feet away, or else you'll catch Genital Herpititus Aids.
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