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avisodomy 

the action of having intercourse with an avian (eg turkey, chicken) and killing it for sexual gratification.

(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)
according to Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade a variant of avisodomy was to be found in the parisian brothels of his day. It was accomplished, as described by the Marquis, in this way: " ... the girl holds the bird's (turkey's) neck locked between her thighs, you have her ass straight ahead of you for prospect, and she cuts the bird's throat the same moment you discharge.
avisodomy by Teh Revenant September 16, 2007
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avidominosis 

(Latin videre, to see; cf. avitaminosis, vitamins deficiency)--the deficiency of visual impressions, hunger for new sights, landscapes, shows, spectacles, films, visual art, etc.
I need to go to the cinema. Because of my armchair way of life in the last months I've developed an avidominosis.
avidominosis by Mike March 30, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
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Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
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