Alaskan Crowbar

When ya girl is sliding one of her nostrils over ya dick and ya tickle her other nostril and she sneezes your load out the other side.

Becky was giving me an Alaskan Crowbar and it was the most memorable event of my life.

by Young Dagger Dck March 6, 2019

Alaskan Python

A person takes a shit inside of a condom, sticks it in the freezer until it is completely frozen, then uses the frozen turd as a dildo.

" so this chick got really kinky, so i whipped out an Alaskan Python on her"

by GenericName2042 August 19, 2008

Alaskan boondoggle

When a girl takes half a shit and dangles it over the guys face and he masturbates; sometimes shortened to A-Bombing.

Me and Angie did the A-Bomb last night. Yup, we did the Alaskan boondoggle.

by bidoofadoof July 20, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

When you freeze a piece of shit and use it as an anal dildo.

My B.H. is sore from last nights Alaskan Pipeline party...and it broke off.

by Talleyrand McGonnagill September 17, 2008

Alaskan Hotdog

A short amount of time. Akin to a New York minute but imperceptibly faster.

Bob: Hey, I need those tps reports done
John: sure I'll have them done in an Alaskan hotdog.

by engaginformation March 30, 2015

Alaskan Creampie

Take a condom. Fill it all the way up with cum. Freeze it. Then use it as a dildo.

What is he doing in the freezer?

Probadle getting his alaskan creampie ready.

Dude, thats gross.

by speedzy94 November 11, 2012

Alaskan Lollygagger

The act of sucking a turd from a persons ass.

Jenny gave me an awsome Alaskan Lollygagger last night.

by The Highlife March 14, 2008