Congratulations you have an Alex in your life, now it’s time to learn how to deal with this ford and Polaris loving ninny , easiest way to get on his good side is to bring him some cats or a case of teas, he’s doesnt always hit the ditch but when does hold the heck on, his weird obsession to legos and fresh hair cut brings in ladies from every bus stop in this city, you will usually keep him around to back you up cause he’s a straight beast, Ull probley Cacth him in the garage bench pressing his sled or welding useless crap he’s never gonna sell, be happy you have a alex in your life
by The best friend ever alex November 4, 2020
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If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
If you are required to be within the presence of an Alex, especially larger weeb ones, run very fast. VERY FAST AND FAR.
I have to be within 10 metres of Alex today. Can't wait for him to start talking about random irrelevant topics.
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Get the Alex mug.A girl that doesn't know the lyrics of smooth operator. Thinks it goes oooh capoeira. A girl that calls slow people retards but would never admit it. She is so quirky and silly that if she would be a dj you'd say 'Let's get squirrely!'
Boy: Did that girl just call me a retard?
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
Girl: I think so.... But wait did she just sing ooh capoeira?
Boy: She must be a alex!
Boy & Girl: Let's get squirrely Alex!!!
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His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
His biceps are so big he can fit half a million dollars inside them. This mother fucker is richer than you will ever be in 4 lifes, and will probably be fucking your wife in the maldives.
Alex will be rich the 22nd of April 2022 and be the happiest person ever with his loyal friend Paul.
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