Christian ass whooping

Getting an ass whooping with the holy bible while getting clensed with holy water

“Dude my mom gave me a Christian ass whooping yesterday”
“Lmao rip you”

by Santa 🎅 November 19, 2018

whoop snoop

When someone checks the metrics on your whoop app without asking.

After I went out drinking, my wife whoop snooped and chastised me for drinking too much, based on my metrics (low HRV, etc.,).

by anonymous August 6, 2023

whoop that top

A phrase once used to describe an act of harm towards someone else. Alternatively it can be used as a reference for a homosexual act.

Hey bud, what do you say we finish these Martinis and I take you back to my place and whoop that top?

by BbreezyFTW April 19, 2018

whooped

Something Arrow told me on Teamspeak!

whooped
Arrow whoops at night.

by xyzpeter July 24, 2017

Whoop-ah Chic

Dads that go ham at night and make memories but sleep on the sofa and have to wake up first for the kids while wife sleeps in

How does he get away with partying so much?
He’s whoop-ah chic so as long as I sleep in and he’s up first … all good

by ShezLife February 13, 2024

Serious Whoop

A men's hairstlye marked by severe blow-drying & brushing, upwards and backwards, to achieve a pompadour-styled doo. An instant-freeze aerosol hair product is usually applied immediately upon final flip-back of the head to insure maximum height.

Man! You are sporting a serious whoop!!

by Cheetagree December 31, 2008

Whoop

To whoop is to hit someone hard on the ass.

"my mom gonna whoop my ass

(my mom is gonna spank me so hard
(my mom is gonna hit me so hard)

by Sammay919 June 22, 2021