wet dream

What happens when you ignore your penis for too long and it decides to plot out revenge.
Aw, shit. Another wet dream.
by fdsgwerfg September 30, 2007
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wet

Cigrettes, cocaine. Smoking. Drugs.
1. I couldn't find that wet I buried.

2. Hit the wet.

3. Stop with the wet.
by Ghiz January 03, 2005
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wet nurse

Someone who breastfeeds a baby when its mother cannot.
I had a masectomy so my sister wet nursed little Johnny.
by Lokix December 28, 2005
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I’m wet

What you say to your man when you are horny and you want some attention
Babe I’m wet.
Bet. Come thru
by Duh.itz.me July 02, 2018
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Wet Lamb

The process of doggy style while showering & turning her face to the water while ejaculating in her face making her gargle the water & sperm making the sound of a lamb
I totally gave her a Wet Lamb last night man!
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Wet Dumpling

A moist, semi-solid round turd that elects to make its worldly appearance at the most inconvenient time. May also come without warning or ability to constrain.
Carl excused himself from the sales meeting after leaning a little left in his chair to pass a little post sushi lunch gas but ended up with a wet dumpling.
by Eaton Holgoode April 04, 2017
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Wet Popper

A woman shoves a filled water balloon up her vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. She then jumps up and down to feel the vibration of the water bouncing around. This is when the guy comes in.... the man begins to insert his penis in her vaginal tube and thrusts as hard as he can until it pops and squirts all over them. Then he has to stick his head up her vagina to get loose pieces of wet rubber. You would also use a water filled condom.
I just gave Fircoota a Wet Popper lastnite. She got freeky :)
by Kitten and the Dog January 17, 2011
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