Preston Turner

An absolute twat who loves to get with little girls and is pretty much your classical kfc worker. Greasy,spotty and dry-like the chicken, similar to the girls as he walks down the street
Don’t find yourself a Preston turner.
by Sarah’s July 04, 2018
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Gnat Turner

A nickname for a small 'fruit fly' type animal that is actually a gnat.
We found a gnat and named him Gnat Turner.
by Miss Janky July 16, 2008
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Nat Turner Nigga Mode

When you bolt as fast as humanly possible similar to how Nat turner ran from the government during his man hunt
Man 1: Dude what happened at school why weren't you here?

Man 2: Bro the dean was coming so i went nat turner nigga mode and booked it up the fence!
by nigga chinese warrior October 11, 2019
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Dan Turner

An absolute CHAD. Towers over humans at a staggering height of 6’5”, looking down on all who step in his path. His height is only second to his sarcasm
Plays Warhammer with his autistic friend, and his girlfriends name is spoken in whispers...
Guy 1: Have you seen Dan Turner lately?
Guy 2: Yeah he’s such a Chad

Guy 3: I wish I could be as tall as Dan Turner
by Adz15110gay November 13, 2019
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Brooke turner

A bubbley gorgeous, sceary, weird , wonderfully defensive, crazily polite , approachable little minx , who helps things a-rise to the occasion even if your hairy little alpacka is cooked
If brooke turner cant get me up no one can
by Tabogan Murphy August 13, 2021
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Turner's Law

Every electronics lab task, no matter how small, will always eat up an entire day.
"It's 7:00 and we only just managed to solder the new diode on this device."
"Classic case of Turner's Law."
by nujuat February 13, 2021
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turnerous leech infestant

(noun) the host of a turner leech. though in most cases the turner becomes so attached to the host that it depends upon it entirely and does whatever he/she says whenever they say it. like a bitch in a way!
"haha you are a turnerous leech infestant now what are you gonna do punk??"
"probably make him clean my shoes dude!!!"
by dan is my slave!! May 06, 2003
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