A man tard that thinks he is awesome and stellar , but sounds like a babbling gang of death, mute , Mormons and Monkeys fighting over a bible and bannana when speaking to large groups of people in a tactical environment. This man always smells like expired canned tuna juice and cheese puffs.
Jason acted like a “Trouser Stout “ during training upsetting Joey to the point where he earned a coin.
by Jonny35 February 27, 2018
by MDMJLM October 22, 2011
by Someyun Gi February 9, 2023
the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.
Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?
mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.
by Gio_At_Nite August 7, 2022
Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.
by IrishMerc October 13, 2017
When you've lost 10-0 at table football and as a forfeit have to run around the house/office without your trousers on
by digitaloop March 28, 2018
guy 1are those leggings or running trousers
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings
guy 2 you fucking idiot those are running trousers real runners dont wear leggings
by qazwsxedcrfvtg November 1, 2023