Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

A synonym for fapping

I just sa charlie Choking the One Eyed Trouser Snake

by Shouta-Kun March 18, 2022

Trouser Sneeze

Ejaculation in one's own pants, literally. Metaphorically used as an expression of ecstatic excitement.

"Did you just snow your dacks?"
"You bet I did! I just had a massive trouser sneeze"

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

gucci trousers

Gucci Trousers made by TommyInnit.

Ph1lza, I have gucci trousers now!

by meme_dude_was_taken March 24, 2021

trouser chowder

chunks of ejected semen found in one's drawers post-coitus.

I almost got lucky, but got sick when I found she had a bad case of Cheney trouser chowder.

by Icarus33 December 16, 2013

Trouser Chowder

When someones trousers are filled with Sweat , Shit , Piss and Gunk

Man can you smell that dude ? He’s definitely got trouser chowder

by Jesters Privilege December 21, 2022

Trouser ferret

A large penis

Wow did you see his trouser ferret I don't think I can take the whole thing

by Big daddy 11 January 04, 2017

Attentive Trouser Phobia

the extreme or irrational fear that a pair of pants from your closet will gain sentience and be able to walk on its own.

Mason: dude why do you lock your closet door?
Gio: what if my pants unhang themselves in the middle in the night and watch me while I sleep?

mason: thats the most extreme and (or) irrational fear I've ever heard of...
Gio: I have Attentive Trouser Phobia ever since that one episode of jimmy neutron.

by Gio_At_Nite August 07, 2022