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Trouser Stain

A trouser stain is a brown spot on the rear of a person's trousers or pants caused by inadequate use of toilet paper. A Texas Trouser Stain is much larger and is caused by not bothering to use toilet paper.
Take a look at that dudes trouser stain. And check out the Trxas trouser stain on his sidekick.
by 7thMarineDoc June 3, 2018
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Wowzers trousers

Something really amazing and out of this world! Usually related to the discovery of something bigger than awesomness can explain.
Wowzers trousers Mr Flotsam - well done for inventing this phrase unlike other doodling artists who clearly didn’t
by Splunky February 1, 2024
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Trouser snake

A guy’s dick.
“Whoa did you see his trouser snake? It’s fucking HUGE!!”
by Sherbear1387 January 28, 2020
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trouser juice

Urine (pee) coming from the urethra opening, which is usually found on the penis or vagina, that is usually kept covered by trousers.
Hey doctor, did you make that order for that "trouser juice" specimen?
by IrishMerc October 14, 2017
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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.
"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."
by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013
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Big Trouser Talk

The fluffy, pointless bullshit that someone, usually a manager/exec, blabs out loud so others in the meeting can hear them and think that they sound smart and all in control of the situation. However, everyone is very aware that the BTTalker is a daft wanker crying out to be respected and admired simply because of their position.
"Hey, what was Charles going on about with that stuff about having to meet the other team's CIO and verify their capacity and establish their compliance posture?"

"Oh, ignore him, that was just a bunch of Big Trouser Talk."
by dcanification April 2, 2020
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Trousers

trousers meansbra
hey wilma, give me my trousers my cherries are sagging
by poo agaib February 20, 2022
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