shag maggot

very, very small male member. absolute useless garbage in the pants department.

oh no! I can't believe it! he looked a right stud,I thought I was in for a right rodgering, but it turns out he's only got a shag maggot!

by gomble November 24, 2009

Wag & Shag

To have intercourse whilst being truant from class. This may occur in the School's bathroom or on a School oval.

"Yo, I just got a text from a babe, she wants a good old wag & shag"

by HelloMyNameIsNotJoel November 28, 2011

Wound Shag

When someone has sex with an open wound that they have just made by stabbing the person.

Im going to wound shag the fuck out of him if I don't get my money back soon

by J3TnDC June 10, 2011

shag nugget

A person who rapes chicken nuggets.

"Have you seen that homeless rapist"said Trudy.
"Yeah he's a real Shag Nugget"Said Dean

by george tony August 12, 2003

cabin shagging

coaxing a woman into a shack in the middle of the forest and killing her with your cock and then putting a cherry on her nose

I lured Liza into my shack in the middle of the forest and cabin shagged her.

by eric February 04, 2005

Bag It and Shag It

When one finds a girl to have a nice body, but a wretched face, they can simply put a bag on said girl's head and proceed to shag it.

Person 1: This chick has a great body but a disgusting face...

Person 2: Bag it and shag it!

by El_Mudkip October 20, 2007

wys shag

would you like to have sex

quick little booty call

boy: wys shag?
girl: sorry on my period

by mumxxxx December 11, 2019