when your about to nut and turn around, bend over and shoot your massive load of baby nectar out from around your balls with your cock shooting semen out of your asshole.
by Rooster Cocktail February 11, 2019
An older attractive gay man - usually over 40 who is in shape and looks so good he can land younger guys. Reference Chicken (younger gay male).
by MiramarRooster March 07, 2008
by Swaggintree July 01, 2012
A man who preys on vulnerable women. He infiltrates any place where women are in the majority. workplace, college, church and will destroy a family. He's a "Cum Freak." He will Cum in any female's hole no matter the havoc he wreaks.
by Low-Key Speaks April 05, 2016
This is a sexual technique that originated in Wisconsin.
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
Before intercourse, one partner obtains a live rooster. Once foreplay has caused the male partner/partners to become aroused, the rooster is beheaded, and the severed head is placed onto the male genitalia in the same fashion a condom would be worn. the beak and kakaroon provide sexual stimulation to the partner being entered. most orgasms in Wisconsin are attributed to this technique.
it should be noted that this technique is NOT an effective form of birth control as semen from the male can and does exit the rooster through it's mouth. this is known as Wisonsin rooster spit
man 1: "i stopped in Wisconsin last night on my way to Canada, and this whore i picked up made me wear a Wisconsin rooster hat."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
man 2: "how'd that work out?"
man 1: "not too bad."
by feldpar February 18, 2009
A slang term for a variety of debaucherous activities including but not limited to:
Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.
Heavy alcohol consumption.
Smoking large quantities of marijuana.
Snorting cocaine.
Shooting heroin.
Orgies.
Using a metallic dildo.
1. "Susie's boyfriend dumped her, so she's been riding the iron rooster for the past week."
2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"
3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."
2. "Yo dawg, you wanna come over to my place and we can buy some munchies and ride that iron rooster?"
3. Guy: "What are you doing tonight?"
Girl: "I dunno."
Guy: "You can come over and ride the iron rooster, cockadoodle doo."
by brightnoah September 16, 2007
Mark bent over the back of a chair by the door after a self administered enema, anus pointed eye level, waiting for Kyle to open the door so he could chocolate rooster tail him.
by Ol'Hickry September 28, 2010