Mitch

A player and a big liar. He lies about everything especially when he says he loves you. Do not trust him.

"No, don't trust him, he's a Mitch!"

by Harrypotter$%@ February 25, 2024

original recipe little mitch

The act of masturbating, frying AND seasoning chicken with 11 herbs and spices while driving a 1971 Ford Pinto.

Coastie doing an original recipe little mitch is proof that it takes a tough man to fry a tender chicken.

by publius2011 April 25, 2017

Mitch Maddie

Not only handsome, but extremely successful, as well.

Wow, that guy is a real Mitch Maddie.

by Your pretty cool coworker December 31, 2019

Mitch

mitch is a silly fella with a big heart. sometimes has an attitude, but usually pretty chill.

hes fun to talk to, and super understanding

10/10 hater

Mitch is so cool

by cheeseandmacabroni May 7, 2025

mitched

in texas hold'em, the act of hitting a river card to defeat your opponent when you had no business winning the hand.

My aces got cracked by 2-4 offsuit when name mitched me on the river.

by hamiltonporter June 26, 2020

mitch kann

Shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school bitch

Mitch Kann is a shit licking cunt who rides pony’s in his tight poofter pants, he also tried tuning his mrs and fell off the pony and broke his wrist like a dumb cunt. He was a private school poof who sucked cock for rock

by Booby jimmy booby in ya mum September 19, 2019

mitch

A man whore.

mitch is a man slut

by DiCkLIckEr666999 August 25, 2019