Dad - yo milf
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing
Son - wtf u jus say?
Dad - ummm i said milf
Son - do you know what it stands for?
Dad - yeah! man i love fishing
by imutayz December 28, 2020
by VerifiedLiberal Renshaw October 14, 2010
Single mom on Tinder: I’m a milf! Looking for anyone who likes cats!!!
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?
Son: MOM! DO YOU KNOW WHAT A MILF IS?!?!?
Mom: yes?
by Suck.A.Toe May 11, 2018
An exceptional mother of any age with the "Three G" qualities: (gorgeous, generous, gentle). This Super Mother has a heart and breasts as big as a mountain. Absolutely sensational in appearance, she is excellent and delightful in all respects. Even the most powerful male finds himself easily broken as he beats his brains out trying to grasp the fact that he would walk through fire and water to have this Super MILF as his mother AND his lover. Of course, that's not all he's beating.
It's much more exciting being teased аnd seduced bу a Super MILF than the common regular boring MILF.
by Sahvanna4U December 11, 2011
Milf Monday is a National Holliday created by Noah Danenhower, dedicated to giving back to the local Milfs and shit on Mondays. Noah D often spreads awareness for this Holliday on his Tiktok account @itsnoah.d
Dunkin Worker: “Your coffee is actually free today”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
Milf in drivethru: “why is that!?”
Dunkin worker: “todays Milf Monday, you qualified!”
by Itsnoah.d January 26, 2022
by yes juanito yes April 10, 2015