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Break up letter

You gotta wonder what kind of people would buy a break up letter, even if it was the original. It doesn't seem like something the CIA would have any interest in, and most people don't have much, if any, interest in a conversation between two people they don't know, financial or otherwise.
Guy- I've been trying to get a few more break up letters to add to my collection at home, do you have anything like that?

Girl- Yea, actually I do, this one here is 700 dollars.

Guy- Sure, okay that's just what I had in mind.
by Solid Mantis December 18, 2019
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chain letter

a false message made by trolls who have nothing better to do that either wastes a person's time or threatens them and/or their friends and loved ones

unfortunately, a very large amount of people still fully believe that they're true
If chain letters were real, I wouldn't still be a virgin and I'd have a girlfriend. Oh, and I'd be a millionaire too. But then my family and friends would be dead, and I'd be homeless as well. And I'd be dead too. Make up your mind. Who dies: me, my friends, or my family?

The biggest giveaway that they're fake, though, is this chain letter I once read:

There was a six-year-old girl named Lily Rhodes. She was raped to death by a man named Tim Goldman. After he buried her, he chanted, "Oticapsed olleuc ut raripser oreiuq oticapsed." Now that you've read this, you need to post this to 25 other websites in the next five minutes. If you don't, Lily will show up in your bedroom at night and do to you what Tim did to her. If you do, you will be rewarded, and Lily will not come after you.

I didn't repost it, and no six-year-old girl showed up at night to rape me to death. Not that I'm complaining. I like not being dead. Plus, I need to stay a virgin if I want to become a wizard/sage/whatever other term there is.
by KingAnonymous October 18, 2020
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Every 3rd letter

Hym "Every 3rd letter? Did you get it when I did it?"
by Hym Iam March 14, 2023
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Presidential Letter

A piece of toilet paper that has maximized the area available to collect fecal matter.
I left Blake a presidential letter to thank him for the bturd he left in the toilet bowl.
by Uncle Boe October 21, 2010
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classical letters

a physical, non technological, personal form of correspondence, excluding e-mail, fax, Skype, youtube, or phone
mother (before daughter goes off to University) : please write me classical letters, I am somewhat technologically challenged, and can't remember the password to access my email.

daughter: I can always write you a few classical letters, but they take time to come home. You are lucky I happen to know what they are. No one in my class but me knows what classical letters are anymore; we live in such a tech dominated world.
by Sexydimma October 3, 2013
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Letter

A letter is this: a or b or c or d etc...
Those letters are used in words but by themselves, they are nothing
Or a mail send to someone
I send a letter to you
Example 2
Random letters: hdcjjfgbsgh
by Mufloof May 9, 2022
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girl-letter

a letter that tipically girls write to eachother in class when they are bored and they put them in front of their binders.
Dear Jessica,

You are soo amazing. i know this is a girl-letter but, Jeeeezus you cant be any better, and you are soo pretty. Well i am in science class..... and so on
by tanboii February 23, 2010
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