sitting on the hump

Sitting on the hump. Phrase •

Sitting on the hump is when a woman is on her period and sits on her tampon.

"I'm sitting on the hump this week."

by Dakota38 September 18, 2017

Hump and Hoof

When you have sex with a girl (Hump) and then after you are done, you lay her down on the floor and do a long run up and kick her away (Hoof) where she goes flying out of your life forever.

"Oi mate, I pulled a girl last night in KOKO and did the ol' Hump and Hoof as soon as i was finished with her."

by JayhCz101 October 21, 2017

Forrest Hump

(v.) To relentlessly have sex with someone, as an analogy of the well-known scene in Forrest Gump where the main character runs across the US without having a break.

Person 1: Hey babe, I'm feeling so horny today that I think I could Forrest Hump you all night long, what you think?
Person 2: Fuck off!

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

Forrest Hump

(n.) High sex driven person who is capable of having a nearly endless sexual session without feeling tired

"Hey, I've heard that geeky nerdy weirdo from Maths class is such a Forrest Hump.. who would've thought right?!"

by ilsa chinaski June 1, 2017

Trump Hump

The act of putting cheetos on your partners ass then slapping it creating an orange dust.

Andy was feeling freaky tonight so he decided to give his lover the TRUMP HUMP

by Kabab MAN September 30, 2020

hump-month

The month that separates or splits up the semesters of a school year (eg: January).

Well, here we are… in the middle of January, a hump-month… smack in the middle of our program’s calendar with our tribe’s first event being in August and the last events ending in June.

by Chief Crazywolf February 6, 2012

slump hump

When a male/female is in a sexual relationship 'slump' or dry spell, they 'hump' or have intercourse with someone below par.

Tim hasn't gotten laid in over a year, so he's going to slump hump that manish/overweight girl he met at the anti-war demonstration.

by Narbonne1944 July 29, 2012