Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"

Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.

by AnitaTT December 6, 2011

Drunk Science

The act of sciencing under the influence of alcohol

"Did we do Drunk Science again?"

by Thetruthlover August 5, 2015

drunk as shit

When you're drunk enough to type but not drunk enough that even the really slutty trailer park girl at the party is fuckable to you.

"Hey man, I got drunk as shit last night on a few beers and decided to not fuck Stacey again. Fuck that bitch!"

by GertieSnapps August 2, 2016

Drunk Looping

Similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting. However, drunk looping is a strictly corporate phenomenon which requires no alcohol --- only access to a computer and the sadistic, uncontrollable impulse to add people to email threads while providing as little context as possible.

Signs of drunk looping include overusing terms like "looping in," "FYI," and "visibility," enjoying PowerPoint presentations longer than 12 slides, and having a cold, dark soul.

e.g.

"Looping in Trevor!"

"Adding Mary for visibility!"

"John, FYI ... the 73 emails that comprise this thread contain one or two sentences that you should be aware of."

"I was at inbox zero, but then Theo was drunk looping all morning and now I have to work through lunch."

by Rude Horse December 14, 2017

drunk as Kuda Brown

Extremely drunk,Very Drunk drunk beyond all understanding,Drunk beyond belief.

He was as drunk as kuda Brown.

by Curt Hall April 9, 2005

drunk john

probably the most influential man of our time. not only can he outdrink almost any other man/woman, he's amazing in the sack.

"dude, that guy...drunk john...he must get all da ladies."

by scurrvyy January 19, 2005

drunk rolling

the act of takeing the wallets of drunks passed out in bar parking lots.

last night i went drunk rolling i made $2000

by josh 1 September 23, 2012