Cars 2

The greatest movie ever, only can be used in a scale of how great things are

"On a scale of The Godfather to Cars 2, how was your latest Phone Call?"
- Verizon Customer Support

by Beans2.0 October 29, 2018

diablo 2

The means in which you will spend the next 5 years of your life in pathetic seclusion with nothing but your red bull and a lifetime of back problems that will develop from countless hours of sitting in an uncomfortable low-backed chair.

The means in which you will lose your dignity,your girlfriend that you don't have, your sanity, your perception of the real world, and your normal sleeping habits.

"So what did you do this weekend?"
"I could use my computer to distort a picture of your face to look like Baal."
"WTF?"
"Or maybe Mephisto."
"Dude, something is wrong with you.....very wrong."
"Did you just hear that?"
"Hear what?"
"I think somewhere a gem just dropped.....It sounds like a perfect Topaz....yeah topaz...hehehh. Diablo 2.."

by youisafurryz October 5, 2006

december 2

give a single your hoodie day

its december 2, so i have to give a single person my hoodie

by sofia toscano October 26, 2019

2 inches

Mostly applies to guys named zack that are white and lonely

Look at zacks 2 inches

by Thatmanblacklight October 3, 2018

sims 2

A video game in which you control famlies, design houses, decorate houses, ect.

While playing the Sims 2:

Girl: What are you doing?
Boy: Making my sim burn down his house

by Jordan B. April 28, 2006

October 2

National Drink Dish Soap Day. Traditionally celebrated by consuming dish soap, but shampoo can be substituted in certain circumstances. Original Palmolive® brand dish soap is a fan favorite, but other brands and flavors aren't uncommon.

Jeremy: Jade, what are you doing with that bottle of Palmolive® AntiBacterial Orange Scented Dish Soap?
Jade: Buddy, it's October 2.
Jeremy: Damn, I forgot that was today. Luckily I always keep a bottle of Dawn® Ultra Dish Soap in my car.
Walter: I already finished my whole bottle of Ultra AJAX® Super Degreaser Lemon Scented Dish Soap earlier today. I'll be shitting bubbles for weeks.

by strawbatom October 18, 2019

December 2

The day that a queen is born

Do you see that Queen, she must be born on December 2

by Bhaddbabe October 15, 2019