sicer than shit

used when describing something thats good

mate, thats sicer than shit

by ad Smith September 23, 2004

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

Penis Mightier than the sword

1. When someone intends to say "the pen is mightier than the sword" but forgets to put a space between pen and sword creating hilarious results.

2. Referring to the male genitals as being mightier than any sword, usually implying the speaker is a sex addict or has a large dick, etc.

Kate230: Well, you know as they all say, the penis mightier than the sword

John11s2: LOL typo

Kate230:OMG ROTF

Well the penis mightier than the sword! You wanna find out why?

by Pappaya Peppers April 26, 2010

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017

faster than a scalded dog

This idiomatic expression can describe any kind of movement, but is especially linked to running. A scalded dog would be moving as quickly as it was capable of doing, and it would be motivated by pain and fear - that combination makes for some serious speed.

When the bandit saw the police coming, he ran faster than a scalded dog.

by RobertPlanty April 28, 2012