confused dick

when a males dick doesn't know which shade it wants to be.

Chris' dick is brown and pink, the shaft brown and the head pink. He has a confused dick.

by LNSQueen1790 December 2, 2009

Confused

What what's going on where am I

Danm that guy confused as hell

by Arandomgoat March 4, 2022

Confused Blue-balls

This person mainly a male, acts really gay one day but another day he tries to be a heman. Making him sexually confused or bisexual.

"Josh is such a fag! This fucker grabbed my balls during bio class and then yesterday he called me a faggot for making gay jokes I think he has Confused Blue-Balls"

by American Chicken October 27, 2019

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

( don’t be confused) I don’t like Zahirah Macwilson Mirza?

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

confusaled

Another way of saying confused.

I'm so confusaled

by Rose Brownjohn August 13, 2020

Not to be confused with

this phrase goes before the name of a thing completely different to what the person is talking about

Guy: httрѕ://www.wіkіреdіа.соm/МуFаvоurіtеМаrtіаn
Wikipedia's patent pending AI auto-writing system: My Favourite Martian, not to be confused with Your Favourite Martian, is blah blah blah blah blah you get it

by AdeemI December 28, 2023

Confused

Well now I AM confused...

Hym "Uuuummm... Yeah. I'm confused now. I'm losing track of what's going on. I mean she knows how much I hate karma, right? But I DO love Satanic iconography... Hmmm... Yeah, I'm confused. Like 64% sure I'm getting screwed... Like 77% sure OTHER PEOPLE think I'M screwing THEM over somehow... I'm not quite getting it... 100% sure I am both famous and being surveiled at least during the day... 100% sure I'm a genius... So at least there is some consistency.... I would really like this explained to me... I'm losing the plot a little bit."

by Hym Iam August 25, 2023