Turned the Key

The act of burping whilst eating out a girl, then slapping her stomach to let it out in the form of a queef.

Jane "Did you just make me queef?"
Jack "No, I just turned the key."

by Hugh Janus69420 October 22, 2020

Schrodinger's Keys

When car keys are misplaced, their location is unknown as well as their non-location. Therefore, they exist as a wave function in all locations which collapses upon observation of the keys following The Heisenberg-Schrodinger Lost Key Postulate. Which also hypothesized that you cannot simultaneously know the locations something isn't and not know where it is.

That party was wild, lost my keys but I found them in the FREEZER this morning! You really dont know where your keys aren't till you find them, totally like Schrodinger's Keys!!!

by aalh November 12, 2014

Patience is key

Patience is key. When you rush you may not succeed.

Nonono don't rush, patience is key.

by Feefeeil March 12, 2021

Bruh Key

The term used in an intimate exchange when one is so. right.

“Mom, these sliders are so good”
“Bruh key”

by Hammertimebammertime April 12, 2023

Universal Key

An expression describing any of various heavy objects that is able to break glass, hence being the universal key for houses and cars in both emergency and illegal situations.

"We're never getting out of this desert if we can't get the car open!"
"Don't worry! I found a universal key!"
*sound of glass breaking*

by ClivetheRock July 16, 2020

Key Light

Beer of choice for many students living in Pennsylvania: Keystone Light

Let's get a case of Key Light and drink it at my house tomorrow.

by no one you kno December 17, 2005

E Key

E= MEDIC!

It's a hotkey in the game Team Fortess 2, which makes your character yell "MEDIC!" as loud as he could.

It's also the one key that medics hope you break one day.

xXFaZe SnIpErXx (Voice): MEDIC!
Noob (Voice): MEDIC!
Kill Me (Voice): MEDIC!
One-Man Cheeseburger Apocalypse (Voice): MEDIC!
Ribs Grow Back (BLU Medic): i hope ur e key breaks...

by Texting Error April 19, 2018