instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.

person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...

by hermercurius April 12, 2018

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sleep instagram

When your on Instagram but your sleeping

Like sleep walking so like sleep instagraming

by Rybandz May 7, 2018

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Someone who overuses crying and skull emojis, and also overuses the word "Bro" and other words. You will find these people in the average instagram comment section. (Ong, Blud, Lil bro etc.) People who don't use these emojis and words this much are not affected. This definition is for people who can't speak a millisecond without these words.

Person 1: Hey man, what's up how's your day?

Person 2: ong bro thought he did something 😭😭😭💀

Person 1: What?

Person 2: Nah Lil bro. go over there and put the fries in the bag.

Person 1: You are a 24/7 instagram comment addict.

by satire1 August 18, 2024

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Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020

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Instagram Comments

Perhaps the most hostile and hateful place on the internet outside of /pol/ on 4chan.

If you are anything but a straight, white, cisgender, conservative, Christian, able-bodied, able-minded, financially well-off, and conventionally attractive male with "normal" interests and hobbies, you will be met with such severe disrespect and hostility that you may as well be Martin Luther King waltzing unannounced into a KKK lynching.

"The Instagram Reel was literally just some drone footage of Chicago's skyline, but every single comment was something racist. What even provoked that?"

"That's Instagram Comments for you."

by flz_5848 October 17, 2024

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instagram algorithm

An instagram format in which posts are in the order in which the user would want to see them, and not in chronological order.

Bob likes a post from five days ago. The girl who made the post asked Bob, "Why did you like my post from five days ago?" Bob said,"It's the goddamn Instagram algorithm, that's why!"

by Silent Jerry November 26, 2017

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