3,000 miles

Where Khalilah is, she is in Baghdad city and she is also looking pretty on this wonderful night. She is also blind. She is also really hot. Literally.

“Hey there Khalilah what’s it like in Baghdad city, I’m 3,000 miles away but tonight you’re looking pretty can’t you see”

by Shamima_69_2BorderCross_Pro February 6, 2022

Jimmy Miles

He’s a gist from the heavens, smart, funny(ish) but beats his meat a bit too much

“Have you heard about the new kid”
“Yeah, I’ve heard he’s such a Jimmy Miles”

by CockHandler345 July 19, 2021

A Miles Rendallson

A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out

Ahhh wtf mate, did you just a miles rendallson on my sons chest

by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 10, 2018

Road miles

A person who-by the look of their face and sound of their voice- has lived some hard years and looks much older than they really are. Tired. Worn out. Used.

That hooker is only 19 but she’s got some serious road miles.

by Imalostcause December 23, 2021

midget mile

A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.

Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".

by scaryguy309 September 21, 2016

8-mile

When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.

Ben 8-miled yesterday and it did not go well.

by DeathAndMaxes March 4, 2020

Turn Mile

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.

If you would like to change then we can turn mile.

by Gamingbill February 4, 2023