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Green mean asserole

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.
“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “
by lollypappa November 17, 2020
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Il Verde (The Green)

Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.

The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.
Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"
by Triplo7 December 2, 2021
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green

weed. just weed ok...
Thug 1 : gimme theh green bruh...
Thug 2: nah bruh
Thug 1: bitch, PLEASE EVERYONE GIVE ME THEH GREENS
by Kidorii April 25, 2016
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Green Card

Used on ex-gf's,
Gives mates the permission to sleep with your ex, under the condition that after he or just before she is about to Cum. You look her straight in the eyes and say " (insert name) says hi." Get dressed and leave
From this day forward (insert name) has a green card.
by Thefrenchstud March 7, 2017
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Lorelei green

The queen! She exudes positivity, warmth and expression, her presence is like no other and her dancing is impeccable! She is so creative and she influences everybody around her. Her energy leaks into other people and it’s beautiful! Lorelei is a gorgeous woman who puts so much love out to the world, she listens and she laughs!
Wow don’t you just love lorelei green?
by Whoknowswhoiam November 21, 2021
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“Green Bean”

When a person shoots a swish in basketball, it is likely they will say “Green bean!”

Referring to the game NBA 2k, where if there is a green bar, it is guaranteed to go in.
*shoots the ball* “Green bean” *completely misses*
by bigSKYblues June 23, 2025
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Green fn

Green FN is a slang term for "Green Fuck Nigga" that is particularly prominent on TikTok in the context of basketball clips. It is inspired by the NBA 2K video game series, where the quality of a player's basketball shot is measured by color, green being the highest quality. The term has been used ironically to comment on basketball players missing shots and sincerely to showcase a particularly stylish move, whether on the court or in another context. The slang term originated in early 2023 and spread again in early 2024 after it became a spam comment on TikTok.
"Why is there a blinking light in the teddy bear eyes you gave me?"
"Green fn"
by FadedaPigeons March 21, 2024
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