Mexican Standoff

When a David wants a strong woman who won’t go along with his bad games. It’s a romantic losing Mexican Standoff.

David really wants me but he won’t grow up and I won’t give in to his ways hence a Mexican Standoff.

by Romantic failure May 8, 2021

Penis Mexican

1.) (adj.) When your foreskin looks like a sombrero

2.) (adj.) when a young man smells like tacos and penises mixed together

1.) Hey Dr. doe is this what they call penis Mexican

2.) man I wish John could stop being a penis Mexican

by The big Mexican March 13, 2021

Mexican flute

A raunchy girl who, unbeknownst to the guy, has a mouthful of jalepono poppers, whilst delivering oral sex.

I was having a great time Cabo at the foam party, until Junit delivered to me a Mexican flute.

by Maleeeek April 21, 2017

Mexican Leather

When a leather jacket is made in mexico. Typically, they find the nicest skinned school kid and use him for the jacket.

"Yo, this jacket was made in mexico!"
"Dude, thats mexican leather. Paco is dead".

by NAplam October 22, 2018

Mexican Pencilbag

The act in which multiple hairy sweaty men are through into the back of a lubed up van and the van is partaking in a trip in a very VERY rocky area.

I heard that like 3 guys got thrown into a Mexican Pencilbag last night. Poor guys,

by oTier January 14, 2018

Mexican Hatman

A Mexican Hatman is when you drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it.

Ice T: "It's big with the kids lately. They drop a sleeve of Benadryl into a 4 loko and then shotgun it. The call it a 'Mexican Hatman'.

by brba87104 February 11, 2025

Mexican Tush-Push

Pushing a woman (typically a latina) out of your home after performing anal sex. Pushing the woman out of your home can be analogous to a "deportation."

"She liked that anal way too much man! So I had to give her the ol' Mexican Tush-Push so I could get some peace and quiet!"

by Brody J.. April 8, 2025