Slapping-Dicks

When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.

Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.

by RH9 December 18, 2008

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

dick twister

For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.

I gave that cocky asshole a dick twister he'll never forget.

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

dick grab

1. A form of punishment for a number of crimes not limited to but including douchebaggery, betrayal, or even buddy punching at the wrong time.

2. An assault on someones dick while fighting, usually it is attcked while trying to get a hold on someone.

3. Something to do to someone when you want to do something horrible but not to mean.

The victims of a dick grab usually dont know what to after the attack, they contemplate on buying the attacker dinner, taking a shower, or maby even commiting a dick grab themselves.

Michael: Dude Robbie just grabed my dick while we were fighting!
Chip: Sounds like you just got dick grabbed.
Robbie: Come here ill do it again you little bitch!

by Tr!pp October 9, 2009

tiny dick

when u have a really small dick

hey step bro lets fuck

omg what is that step bro u have a tiny dick

by cowboiiii November 1, 2020

throw the dick

When the pussy so good you just throw your dick in it like a whip

Q: what does throw your dick mean?

A: when the pussy so good you just have to throw the dick in

by Suckin.or.fuckin.or.nah July 16, 2015

Dick Pirate

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.

tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.

by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011