Slapping-Dicks

When you have sexual relations with a girl who you later find out has had sex with one of your friends or someone who you once knew. Then you are slapping-dicks with them. Much similar to sloppy-seconds.

Bob: You know that girl Jenna?
Jimmy: Ya. Why?
Bob: I totally beat those cheeks last night.
Jimmy: Oh ya? Me too. A few weeks back.
Bob: Ah man! I was slapping-dicks with you.

by RH9 December 18, 2008

dick twister

For girls: If you are giving a guy a hand job, and he complains, then you take both hands and TWIST them both in the opposite directions, like a snakebite.

I gave that cocky asshole a dick twister he'll never forget.

by Mewoiz January 3, 2008

dick smacking

Slang term for slacking off.

If we're going to pass this class we're gonna have to
stop dick smacking around!

by Gnomercy October 6, 2006

Dick Pirate

To steal a woman from under the nose of a close friend who is chatting her up.

tom, you are such a Dick Pirate for stealing that girl from simon.

by C. Birdseye July 11, 2011

Bathtub Dick

When a chicks pussy is so wet and you've been fucking for a while your dick becomes wrinkled.

Man i was fucking the shit outta denise last night for so long she gave me Bathtub Dick!

by ghphilly December 19, 2010

Cold Dick

The act of loveless sex. The type of intercourse that you might have with a Lady of the Night. Often both parties have come to a mutual arrangement to satisfy each of their needs. Following the act, the participants are often left with feelings of self-loathing and cheapness but this will by no means stop them from persuing further opportunities for a bit of cold dick.

Are you seeing that girl again tonight?
Yea, I'm gonna give her a bit of cold dick.

OR

I need to find some tang. Gonna get me some cold dick action.

by Bill Oddie. December 14, 2012

Dick Cheney

A person of great evil from a galaxy far far away.
The first Seth Lord. George Lucas forgot to mention Dick Cheney was the first Seth Lord and the most evil. First name was changed from Darth to Dick, a dick is a dick no matter how you spell it.

Be careful Yoda, I just saw Dick Cheney learking in the hall.

by JeepLover April 17, 2009