Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

Bed texter

Someone who is always texting when laying in bed. Lazy person. Doesn't get out of bed.

Me: Hey I am in bed, texting you
Person: LOL, you're a bed texter

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

bed texter

Someone texting you while laying in bed. Lazy scum. Doesn't get out of bed.

"you're always texting me while you're laying in bed, LOL such a bed texter."

by Someoneyoudon'tknowbutknow March 21, 2019

Drunk texting

Drinking 1 or more beers then texting in mars

“We get it bubba your drunk texting in mars”

by Psedhduru July 15, 2019

Violent Texter

When someone sends multiple one sentence text messages in rapid succession when they are pissed off and are trying unsuccessfully to vent, or are in a situation that makes them feel so uncomfortable that they somehow have lost the ability to communicate as an adult. They feel that their inherit righteousness is somehow above all others, and that their personal needs should be met immediately.

Me: Dude, I had a 30 minute drive to Home Depot, and that bitch Mandy texted me 19 times while I was on the road.

Him:. Bro, that bitch sounds like a serious Violent Texter!

by Molexi August 1, 2019

Punk Texting

(Verb) The act of punk texting. Similar to that of drunk texting, to send a punk text is to make an ass of yourself via text message without being able to use the excuse that you were intoxicated while doing so. Sadly, a Punk Text is sent with a premeditated and completely coherent purpose.

Tarzan: "I think I might have punk dialed you lastnight after punk texting the person I stole this phone from."
Maryjane: "I already punkassumed you were going to."

by Slanguistic August 10, 2019

Custard Texting

Texting while taking a shit.

Dude, you just went into the bathroom. Are you custard texting me?

by Club Semilia September 23, 2019