Civil service syndrome symptoms
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes
1. Its not my job
2. Sending dumb E-mails (Think about it)
3. Two hour lunches
4. Annual leave, four times a year or more
5. Planned sick leave
6. Kissing ass
7. Working your own hours, not core hours
8. Taking credit for work that you didn't do
9. Grubbing for overtime
10.Doing as little work as possible
11.Hearing but not listening (Being a hard head)
12.Thinking only about yourself, and how great you are
13.Power hungry
14.Sick on mondays
15.Not being able to walk in others shoes
by J Martin October 8, 2007
Get the Civil service syndromemug. A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.
"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"
"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."
"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."
"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."
"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."
"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."
"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."
by frogbreathesdownyourthroat September 1, 2013
Get the Nice Guy Syndromemug. A medical condition specifically for the female side of the human race. Females suffering from this medical condition do something so incredibly stupid, it seems that a person's only recourse is to kill that person. In general these females do something this stupid on a daily basis and can't help themselves from coming off as a stupid bitch.
Tim: That bitch who was texting swerved into the middle of the road and almost hit me!
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
Josh: She must have DCS
Tim: What's DCS?
Josh: Dumb Cunt Syndrome.
Tim: Yeah she must have attended Dumb Cunt Driver School too.
by FusionSaint October 3, 2009
Get the Dumb Cunt Syndromemug. the disease a stupid nigga has, symptoms as followed: using the word "I" more than needed, using periods when its not even a fucking sentence. And last but not least saying youre depressed or youre going to do stuff that has to do with drugs to help your "depression"
stupid nigga syndrome:
"yo that fucking attention whore over there probably has SNS."
"SHUT UP YOU BIGOT HEADED LOBSTER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC SNS!"
"yo that fucking attention whore over there probably has SNS."
"SHUT UP YOU BIGOT HEADED LOBSTER, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHRONIC SNS!"
by c0p December 10, 2018
Get the stupid nigga syndromemug. by Japple20 March 2, 2009
Get the joe dirt syndromemug. During the first epic battle of Naruto and Sasuke the show only gave us 5 Minutes of Naruto and Sasuke fighting while having a Naruto Flashback Syndrome to Sasuke's past for 25 minutes for an episode.
by Stevemagegod February 1, 2013
Get the Naruto Flashback Syndromemug. A disease where a character in Doctor Who repeatedly dies yet continually, through a series of events, comes back to life.
by Doctor Maxwell February 5, 2012
Get the Captain Jack Syndromemug.