Simp

A male trying to please a woman over affection and kindness to have sex.

For example: Someone with a 2 inch dick named Otis. Simping as hard as possible at an increasing and alarming rate.

by xd_lucifer March 11, 2020

Simp

Simp Means

S.quirrels

I.n

M.y

P.ants

duh from Phineas and Ferb

"s to the I to the m to the p "-Rapper dude
"There's SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS!"-Candance
"and that's a simp kid"- person watching Phineas and Ferb

by Your local street hobo April 3, 2020

Simp Curse

When you simp for so long bad things could happen.

Bob has been a simp for months now and recently found a tumor in his head he thinks he has the Simp Curse.

by TesterLester January 23, 2021

Simp

Also known as the “Insolent syndrome”. A boy who treats a woman as if she were superior. Giving a woman your heart, your thoughts and your love for no good reason and without ever receiving the same back.

Look at that boy Javalle. What a fucking simp.
He is simping hard for G.
Ewww he is a simp. Fuck him.

by Gefen @ April 5, 2020

Simp

Airon Del Reyes is a simp for moi

Airon is a simp

by itssarahbenny November 2, 2020

simp

someone who is attracted to someone and will do any thing to have sex with them

Danny is a simp.

by ppoogg champ February 20, 2021

Simp

Originally a term for the "nice guy best friend." A guy who likes a girl and is always with her, but he is not her boyfriend. Rather than getting kisses and sex, a simp has to settle for hugs. In other words, a guy who gets stuck in the "friend-zone"

Is Chris sleeping with that girl? Naw, he's just her simp.

Is Chris ever going to get laid? Naw, he's just simp on Twitch E-girls and pays for their Onlyfan accounts.

by ilovemakima July 21, 2022