beat up lunch meat

i heard she's been around" "yeah, she's got beat up lunch meat
by Bnasty16 November 22, 2010
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bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources
"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"
by meatman89 February 06, 2014
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Drink My Meat Marinades

When you are giving a man a blowjob, he may use this term to signify that he wants you to swallow his semen.
A woman(or man) is giving a man a blow job. The man receiving the blow job cums in her(or his) mouth and he says "Drink my Meat Marinades"

Ghalleon - "Drink my meat marinades. Guzzle it down."
The maiden then swallows Ghalleon's semen.
by Rin Oletee March 31, 2013
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Baby Boomer meat locker

a locker that contains the guts, muscle, and tissue of generation of the boomers
ok Tabitha is dead. Now what?
Put her remains in the Baby boomer meat locker
by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020
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new jersey meat hook

During vaginal sex from behind, i.e. doggie style, the man, or woman with strap on, inserts index and middle fingers into the anus of the pentrated. Forming the fingers into a hook shape, the woman is lifted up and down on the phallus by the "hook", or hand, as if she were a piece of "meat." Hence, New Jersey Meat Hook
I bent her over and gave her the new jersey meat hook. She loved it... absolutely loved it.
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Meat Pole de enorme

Term for a massive shlong. A term used for people who sit on the toilet and their penis dives into the water.
Mom: Hey Jerry, why are the front of your shorts wet?
Jerry: You would understand if you had a meat pole de enorme.
by BlackyChan69 June 17, 2016
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