Windows ME

The result of carless developers, and money hungry companies.

Arguably the worst operating system ever

SEE ALSO : Epic Fail and Shit

my computer was experiencing errors so I asked my IT guy what the error was, his response "Windows ME is the error"

by FML2009 January 25, 2010

run me brains

get head

hey babe can you run me brains

by SamarG July 10, 2010

call me on tuesday

never ever call me

Boy: Your pretty, can we go out on a date?
Girl: Call me on Tuesday.

by sKandelous September 26, 2010

lock me up

When you've been caught red handed by someone and it's usually embarrassing.

Paul: Gary got with that whale the other day
Fred: Did you Gary?
Gary: Yeah, guilty as charged, lock me up. *Puts hands in a handcuff like position*

by Harcus Modgkinson November 13, 2013

Took me to church

When someone shows you a "good time" in bed. Reference the expression "made her see god."

Example: "How was your date with Kelly?"

" It was awesome man, I took her to church!"

Jessica: My date with Matt was amazing, he totally took me to church.
Luci: So you saw god?

by Jessica In Japan March 9, 2015

take me to the edge

when one person masturbates another person right to the point of ejaculation.

take me to the edge, then throws them off makes them cum.

by bind torture kill June 29, 2016

Fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland

When something is so gay you can't help but scream this at the top of your lungs.

"Well fuck me in the ass and call me Deutschland! These noobs are fucking shit!!!"

by Mine4thReich January 20, 2017