John Dodge 

an equivalent name to the very common "John Doe" but in redneck form, due to a Dodge being a truck mostly used by rednecks

Christian: "What's that kid's name?"

Adam: "I don't know, let's just call him John Dodge."

John Dodge by fartknocker101 January 7, 2010

John Launder 

noun: an incredibly stupid action. John Launder is a character from a Larry Shue play that is the classic dim-witted klutz

"You just pulled a John Launder!"

John Launder by jtbaum88 April 13, 2010

John Golbunnie 

Fake name that sounds like jungle bunny,an offensive word for african-americans. Works great for prank calls

Hi! My name is John Golbunnie

John Golbunnie by Tyranize October 21, 2010

John Gerrard Keatings 

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

John Gerrard Keatings by ginobeats November 1, 2010

john devon 

An extraordinary man with the most lovely eyes, a wonderful grin, and beautiful brown hair that always smells absolutely wonderful. He is always sweet, and ticklish. He has great soul, nice muscles, and large feet and hands. He is strong, handsome, cute, and beautiful. He is intelligent, absolutely hilarious, loving, teasing, sweet, and thoughtful. He hides any hint of pain very well, and rarely opens up, but when he does he shows just how strong he really is. He is loved more than he'll ever realize. He is perfect in every way.

I would love to date john Devon

john devon by novelluver October 22, 2013

john macken

An absolutely amazing guy. Clever, handsome, strong and all in all a great guy. He is an amazing sportsman, especially in football and quite outspoken. He rarely opens up and he often would show his love for you. He doesn't care what others think about him; he just gets on with life. He is a good public speaker and rarely gets nervous.

Negatives:
He's just too handsome.

Hello john macken

john macken by 123JMAN123 November 25, 2013

John Firm 

An exceptionally confident handshake, where ones left hand grasps the elbow of the person whose hand you're shaking.

You won't get hired if you give the interview a limp-fish handshake, but you might if you give a John Firm.

John Firm by spotimus prime July 2, 2015