The First Law of Engineering

The premise that 1) Anything can be fixed by hitting it with a hammer, and 2) If you cannot fix the problem, you do not have a big enough hammer.

See also: Percussive Maintenance, Harmonic Persuasion.

"It's The First Law of Engineering, Leonidas,” Granadica sent. “If you can’t fix it, you’re not using a big enough hammer.”

-Granadica in The Hot Gate, book three of the Troy Rising series by John Ringo

by Western_Rambler November 5, 2020

National hit an English day

On November 23rd you can hit an English person

Ha, your English I get to hit you because it's National hit an English day.

by Gay boy alex November 23, 2020

Mushroom Piston Engines

Car Engine production company.

Mushroom Piston Engines supplies me.

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

Hop on engine testing

Typically used by HDC (Hyorc's Development Cave) members to signify anal sex, the engine testing part referencing HDC's game called Engine Testing

Hey kid, you wanna hop on engine testing?

by tihmmer May 28, 2021

A Full English

A English woman who does not / refuses to shave her bikini line

Mary decided to go for A Full English instead of a Hollywood or Brazilian before her recent holiday

by BankofHest May 28, 2021

The full English

The state of not waxing one's bikini line. As opposed to a Hollywood, or Brazilian.

Synonyms: 'sideburns where my thighs turn', 'the full yeti'

Angela Barnes's friend Amanda says she sports the full English.

by sofa232 May 29, 2021