Cunt Bagel

When you take two halves of a bagel, put one side over a girls asshole and the other over her vagina, then proceed to eat through the bagel and eat her out. Optionally, you could eat her out through the hole of the bagel if you don't want to eat the bagel half.

Bruh I tried to make a cunt bagel out of Becky but she didn't want anything but a dick near her cunt.

by DefectiveFish May 21, 2017

tornado cunts

Its a rumble of cunts

Those girls are real tornado cunts

by Cuntasarus4 October 7, 2017

Cunt-Blocked

The act of being cock-blocked by a female

That thot just cunt-blocked me!

by Bryce and Daniel September 12, 2017

Sea Cunt

Oceanic creatures with vaginas

Look at that sharks sea cunt

by Squidwards Bitch September 22, 2017

cunt pancake

When you're having a threesome with two females that you despise.

This bitch stacy from work became friends with my ex. I woke up with both of them in my bed realizing I was in a cunt pancake last night.

by Slyrogers October 12, 2017

kamikaze cunt

Some bomb ass pussy that is attatched to a crazy bitch

"I heard that debra is a Kamikaze cunt", "why do you say that?" "She cut off ryans dick last week"

by Kekistan is for retards October 9, 2017

canine cunt

A canine cunt is any sort of bimbo wench ho that often has fake tits and a designer purse. She always has to have her retarded little dog with her as a fashion accessory.

Sam and I saw the most ridiculous canine cunt with a Louis Vuitton dog purse and a slack jawed little Fifi she was dragging around town.

by Miltythecheese July 13, 2017